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Name and Purpose change

Hello,

I’m getting back to blogging because I’ve lost all other sense of purpose don’t want to bother my wife with endless talking about opinions I think there’s no better time to start a side hustle than now!

But considering the overwhelming sense of anxiety and dread so permeating our society, I figure I need an actual goal to keep up with doing this regularly so I don’t slide into run after run on HADES and episode after episode of anime to distract from the ennui (pay $200 a month in student loans to know how to use that word properly).

So I’ve decided to use the latter to keep up with the former. This blog, at least for now, is going to be daily capsule reviews of any and all media that I’ve watched, read, or played and any news stories that interested in the previous day. It will literally be ANYTHING I want to talk about, so get ready for a wild smattering of content. No individual review will be over 200 words, no matter how much or how little I watched. I’ll group chapters of things and episodes of shows into the groups of the day (i.e. Season 13, Episodes 2-5).

This is not intended to be a serious thing, I will probably not get into like…the real shit. There are people far more qualified to tell you to go vote and why, but go vote. It’ll mostly be irrelevant bullshit that scratches my brain itches. That’s what I’m here for.

Note on Going Forward

Hi there.

It should be really no surprise that this all hasn’t been quite as active as it once was. Since about April (with a particularly busy show at my job), the reviews and articles have slowed from 5 or so a week to one per week, occasionally if that.

It should also be (at least to me) evident that as of late the quality has definitely slipped. I have to be frank that my heart’s not been in this lately. I started a blog to keep my writing going while I was looking for a job in professional film criticism. It’s looking increasingly likely that I won’t be taking that path as I slide into a different role in the worlds of arts.

I love writing and I love discussing film and I still want to do that. It doesn’t feel right to completely shut this down, as I could see a scenario where I write again very quickly. After all, I really really want to write about both The Last Jedi and The Disaster Artist and I will be doing so this week.

But the regular reviews and articles and recaps don’t feel like something that I want to be doing anymore. So I’m not.

Going forward, I’m going to be switching this into something WAY more free-form. I’ll be writing about whatever I want to whenever I want to. While that will still likely mostly mean new movies (it’s what interests me the most), it won’t be in the forms of reviews. I’ll talk about aspects of films, thematic stuff that interests me, performances, issues. I’ll be trying to keep it more positive (I really only like getting in depth about stuff I like), but you know…Downsizing will be coming out. It won’t be as timely either, it may be a couple days later, it may be a week or two later, I want to chew over stuff as I need to. It also means anything consistent (i.e. the SNL recaps) will stop for now until I find something more interesting to do with it.

If you want to keep up with my hot takes, my Twitter is here and my slightly luke-warm takes will be here at Letterboxd. I’ll be discussing all over the place, but this is going to start functioning as long-form thoughts.

Tl;dr: Less/almost no regular reviews or recaps, less timely, less wide-ranging coverage, hopefully more thoughtful pieces about films I want to write. So join later this week for “Why James Franco gives the Best Performance of the Year in The Disaster Artist” and “The Last Jedi and Leaving the Past Behind.”

Entertainment Catch-All 12/9: The “I Haven’t Posted Anything in A While” Edition

So, this is the bloggiest thing I’m ever gonna do, but we’re in a weird lull where my schedule isn’t meshing well with the things that are in theaters, so reviews are a little more far between than I like. It’s been 4 days since I’ve put anything up, which is not good for me.

But lest we think I’ve been lazy, let’s go on the contrary. I’ve been playing a hell of a lot of catch-up. So, in the interest of letting you into the sad life I live day-to-day, I thought I’d post up reviews of a little bit of everything, because god forbid I enjoy a thing without plastering my opinions all over the Internet.

Movies:

Krisha

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No matter what, this is a staggering bit of filmmaking achievement. No money, a student film location, and no professional actors. Yet director Trey Edward Shults manages to turn the “awkward family reunion indie” into a Malickian form of slow-burn stomach churning personal horror. He manages to make the spaces feel alien and natural all at once. He manages to get extraordinary performances out of his amateur cast, most notably lead Krisha Fairchild. This is the kind of film that can and should inspire indie and garage band filmmakers. The script, the actors, and the camera tell the stories with no more flair than that.

I just wish the film had a little more to it. This is a debut, a remarkable and confident debut, but a debut. Shults’ direction is phenomenal, but his scripting is strained to its limits to wring everything he can out of the limited avenues his approach to the premise takes. This is a film that feels the limits of the original short it was based on, and the straining to find something else is at every turn.

But Krisha has much to admire on a technical and craft level, and its raw sickening realism should make it worth consideration.

Elvis & Nixon

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Look, I would have watched the hell out of this Funny or Die skit. Seriously, 30 minutes, just two great actors playing two caricatures of men? Would have been awesome.

But Elvis & Nixon is a full-length movie and alas, like the time that Funny or Die made a whole movie (The Art of the Deal), there’s not enough here for a movie. The film mostly focuses on Elvis (Michael Shannon), trying to delve into the actual person (there’s really never been a great biopic of him, so get on that) and peel back some layer of what drives him. There’s also some extra plotlines about the White House staffers (Colin Hanks and Evan Peters) trying to get Nixon (Kevin Spacey) to meet Elvis and Elvis’ entourage (Johnny Knoxville and Alex Pettyfer) and their extremely minor problems, but no one gives a shit. It’s most of the movie, but that doesn’t make me give a shit.

The meeting itself is fine enough and seems like a realistic idea of a meeting which we have no record of, the two seem to have a reasonable grip and chemistry as Elvis and Nixon. It just feels like the film has little idea of the significance or what to delve into or present this all as. It’s content to simply let things play out and shrug its shoulders. “Boy, that was weird.”

Equals

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Look, Equilibrium wasn’t good, but it was saved by the sheer charisma of Christian Bale and the bonkers gun-fu action sequences to being a favorite guilty pleasure watch.Like, Christian Bale slices a dude’s face-off with a katana. How do you not want to watch that?

Turns out the answer comes in Equals where you take away the action and the charisma and put in its place two actors who don’t have much to do and some perfume commercial steamy romance. There’s just nothing here unique or new enough to really hook me in, Equals just feels like a whole lot of the same old dystopian song and dance without any uniquely well-done elements. Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult are honestly perfect for this kind of story, but the script can never find where to hook them in.

Moonlight (Round 2)

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Yep, still a beautiful miracle film that we’re lucky to have made by a filmmaker we’re lucky to have discovered. Cool, glad that still holds.

I just wanted to zero in on two particular things that stood out to me this time around. First is the sweetness of Moonlight. Perhaps the tenderness is a better way to put it. Moonlight so hinges on the love that Jenkins imparts on these characters, on the little moments that make them human. It’s the hair brushing that Chiron (Trevante Rhodes) does before he walks into meet Kevin (Andre Holland) and it’s Kevin doing the same on the ride home. It’s Chiron (Ashton Sanders) getting a few minutes to act like an actual teenager with Teresa (Janelle Monae). It’s Chiron’s brief moment of bluster when his bullies turn their back. Jenkins cares for these people and wants to give them little moments of grace and humor and that’s what works among the weightier material.

The second is Trevante Rhodes’ performance. The first time around, I had a difficult time deciding which of the three Chirons I enjoyed the most. This time it was clear. Rhodes gives such an awe-inspiring performance here, weighted by ages that he apparently never even got the chance to see. I love his seemingly unconscious imitation of father figure Juan (Mahershala Ali) as the recreated from the ground up drug dealer Black. I was bowled over by the way he drops it when he hears Kevin’s voice and can instantly put it back up. Rhodes is wearing in such vulnerable subtleties that we’re seeing a real human, a human in shades and barely perceptible motions. This is the kind of performance for the ages, the kind that unveils its layers so slowly that each watch is a further revelation.

TV:

Westworld

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I’m gonna make a little confession to the people who kept asking me to keep up.

With big shows like this? I hate keeping up. I don’t give a shit about spoilers and I hate speculation. I like to take in most big, heady shows like this on my own time, to absorb them at my own pace. So, most of the time I end up waiting until the season’s over. So, sorry about that.

Good news is that I just finished Episode 8 and in keeping with my positive review of the pilot, this show is still all kinds of for me. It’s still a thrillingly done take on the way we as humans interact with our media and the way we as humans interact with faith and our own consciousness. I know there’s a whole lot of difficult puzzle box stuff and reams have been written on it, but I’ve been content to let that wash past me to just consume what this show is trying to deal with on a thematic level. I’m not sure about timelines or theories about who people REALLY are, but I know thinking again and again about the implications of how it must feel to discover that your world is a construction and how we break and transcend it. Or the issues of empathizing with hosts (hint: If you’re not, the show is implying that might not be the show’s issue).

This is well-composed television that’s throwing so much to stick at the wall that I can’t help but enjoy what I can get out of it. I think a lot of Westworld‘s popularity has been that it can ultimately kind of be a show for whatever you want to get out of it, and I’ve chosen my path.

Supergirl

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If you’re not watching Supergirl and you like superheroes, what are you even doing?

This is a show that more than almost any other live action cape and cowl story embraces the comic book style in its fullness. All of its soapy drama and its huge primary colorfulness and all of its strange mythologies are here anchored by a cast with a strong grasp on their character work. Melissa Benoist has constructed a truly aspirational hero, one who tries to do her best out of an innate and immovable sense of the good that she wants to do and loves doing. Supergirl is a show that remembers how idealized its mythology it is and seeks to build it up, not deconstruct it.

Plus, it is just a barrel of fun.

Video Games:

Final Fantasy XV

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So, I’m a Final Fantasy nerd, which is why I made my first video game purchase in a year or so. I’ve played every one so far and I’ll be damned if I miss this one.

I’m about 6 chapters in and I like what’s there so far. I’m not enough of an expert to have too much opinion on this thing mechanically. It works and nothing feels too far out of lockstep with how the game works. I don’t need tight perfection, I just need to not feel frustrated (though I also bought The Last Guardian and it works for me so far, so who knows who I am?) and to feel like the things are working.

Where I’m really dealing with it so far is on a narrative level. Look, on a lot of levels, I admire this as basically Magic Mike XXL: The Game. 4 bros bonding over a road trip while they fight monsters? Hell, I’m down.

I’ve just always liked Final Fantasy for its big operatic storytelling, and that part feels anywhere from vestigal to half-assed. The bigger mythology is welded on at this stage, and while I can imagine that there will ultimately be more to it, my worry is about whether or not I’ll care.

 

Mission Statement

By: Brandon Wagner

For those of you who are reading this and don’t already know me, I’m Brandon Wagner. For the past year, I was the Film Critic and Opinion Editor for the Emory Wheel.

Yes, that is the paper that had all those Trump articles, if you’re coming to us from certain parts of the Internet.

However, graduation has come, and I’ve had to leave that venerable paper behind. But lest you think that brings an end to my film critic career, I’m here to keep the writing train a-rolling. While I’ll still be looking for a professional gig in the meantime, it’s gonna be a while before I get the primo review assignments, and I certainly don’t want to lose my chance to talk X-Men: Apocalypse or The Nice Guys or the countless other deeply fascinating blockbusters that will be coming our way over the next few months.

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